Some scientists mentioned that our beloved President (long live the President!), Mr.old-ladies-said-you-are-handsome Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, are being cheated in the case of Blue Energy. Still remember this case? The one I’d rather name as the greatest lullaby in Indonesia’s history. Yes, people were so hilariously happy when someone named Joko Suprapto from Nganjuk claimed that he can produce oil from water. Hell yeah! We can be so damn rich! Everyone was talking about this. They all have the same dream: to be so wealthy that they can live like the Prince from UEA.
Thank you, Mr. Joko Suprapto. You have made Indonesians dare to dream! Yuhuuu…
And for you, my lovely-but-sorry-you’re-too-fat president, thank you also for receiving such a lullaby and spread it to the press. You surely made yourself look like an uneducated teenage! And the good news is, you’re not the first president who successfully be cheated!
The success stories of deceiver who can enter our honorable palace have been heard since ages ago. Let’s start from 1950s, then. Mr. Sukarno, our first president kindly greeted a couple who claimed that they were the King and Queen from Jambi. Their names were King Idrus and Queen Markonah. They were successfully exposed by the media and the palace honored them best accommodation. Unfortunately, when they went for a walk in Jakarta, someone noticed them as becak driver from Tegal. Meanwhile, Queen Markonah was a low-class whore. Hooray! Long live King Idrus and Queen Markonah!!!
Next, we’ve got Mr. Suharto who was being cheated by someone named Cut Zahara Fona from Aceh. She, amazingly, claimed that the fetus in her uterus could speak and recite Al-Qur’an. People from all around Indonesia visited her only to hear the fetus. Those included our vice president at that time, Mr. Adam Malik, who invited her to the palace. Thank God we have our smart first lady, Mrs. Tien Suharto who was uncertain about this fetus. She asked Ms. Zahara Fona to be examined in RSCM. When this woman refused, Mrs. Tien Suharto frisks her and revealed that the voice came from a small tape recorder.
Then, we have the most extraordinary president, Mr. what-the-hell-comes-in-their-mind-who-vote-you Abdurrahman Wahid. His case was very popular and known as Buloggate. The Republic was shocked knowing that an ordinary man like Suwondo could do such a thing. People blamed Gus Dur for being careless, and this case made him was driven out of the palace! Hahahaha… that was the nicest moment for him wearing shirt and short and standing to wave his hand in front of the palace!
When Megawati occupied the position of the president, things like those I’ve mentioned became much more funnier. This time, a minister named Said Agil Munawar who owns the title professor before his name and [was said] could recite and memorize Al-Qur’an, became the disseminator. It was so extremely laughable to see such a high quality minister like him could believe odd news telling him that there was so much gold in the historical area of Batutulis. Megawati, unsurprisingly (due to her HIGHSCHOOL background) trusted this news and ordered her co-workers to DIG and MAKE the HISTORICAL AREA became such a mess. Then, as we all had estimated before, the gold these two important people of the country were looking for is never existed! Hooorayyyy!!!
Dear all President…
Would you act much more smarter, PLEASE?
